Akiva Schaffer - We're Back lyrics

[Hype: Jorma] Let's get ‘em Kiv! [Verse: Akiva] Aye yo my dick don't work, that sh** is soft as a pillow My girlie lookin' at me like “You for real dude?” Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell ‘em Andy! [Verse: Andy] I think there might be something wrong with my dick It's like a melted stick of bu*ter so soft that it can't fill a rubber [Hype: Jorma] Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin' on us, I gotta run all these motherf**ers myself! Whoo! [Verse: Jorma] Aye yo I think I broke my dick in the sink It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby [Hype: Jorma] HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let ‘em know! [Verse: Akiva] Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick Every time I take a piss it smells just like sh** [Hype: Jorma] HAHA yeah that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Andy show ‘em how it's done! [Verse: Andy] My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake [Hype: Jorma] LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT ‘EM AGAIN! [Verse: Akiva] Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick [Hype: Jorma] We make too much money for this sh**, murder music! [Verse: Andy] I sh** the bed cause my dick played a prank on my bu*t HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up.. [Hype: Jorma] SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY'ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE?! [Verse: Akiva] I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH! It wasn't from the s** it was a blood transfusion! [Hype: Jorma] WHAT?! MOTHERfu*kER GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y'ALL GOT? [Verse: Andy] I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons f** Got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts [Hype: Jorma] WHOO! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT! THIS IS THAT GARFIELD SEX MUSIC! NOW YA'LL JUST SHOWIN OFF! PREACH! [Verse: Akiva] I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump Every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch [Hype: Jorma] OH!! NOW THAT JUST SOUNDS NICE! IMA CALL IT RIGHT THERE, GAME OVER MOTHERfu*kERS! LONELY ISLAND, WE STARTED THIS FAKE RAP sh*t! THE WORLD NEEDS US!