[Intro - Krispy Kreme]
So, you know, late one night
I was sitting in my room alone
And, you know what?
How about you just listen to the song?
Stroke It, Up and Down, Left and Right
This is for all the parents who told me
Don't do it, never do it
You know what? I'm doin it, all the time
[Verse 1 - Krispy Kreme]
It was all a dream, a wet dream that is
It was all fun until I woke up covered in jizz
In my head or on the computer, p**n don't change
Shyla Styles, Jayden p**n don't change
Shyla Styles, Jayden James
Man f**s MILF in the back of a car
Oh how I'd love to be a p**n star
With a dil*o the girl gets wet
Low budget p**nos are the motherf**ing best
Web browser of choice - Incognito Chrome
Internet equals big tits and good dome
Xvids.com, motherf**ing redtube
Hell google images even shows hoes nude
44F, 32D
I'm all about the tits but that's just me
And I got one site that's the best of the rest
I love whacking off to chat roulette
Good or bad, f** it, it's all good
All I want to do is beat my wood
And If you don't whack it, then you gay, f*ggot
[Verse 2 - Tha Assa**in]
Kinda getting bored of that same old sh**
s*utty a** ho with big old tits
So now I got a thing for the old ladies
And I only watch p**n if the b**h is over 80
I like the saggy tits and the wrinkly bu*t
I bet you ain't never seen a 90 year-old s*ut
She's grunting but it's probably from arthritis pain
And her vagina's wide enough to fit a f**ing train
Sexy grandmas, fully nude
So I click on it and see them drenched in juice of the prune
Lesbian GILFS, getting all wet
f**ing each other call it antique s**
Cause there's something special about a broad
Who's way past the stage of menopause
Sexy orgy in a nursing home
Got no teeth, straight gums when the dick gets blown
You can't blame me for liking a gray beaver
Old lady p**n, yeah I'm a believer
And if you don't whack it, you gay f*ggot
[Verse 3 - Yola Mayne]
Me myself, I'm an a** man
I like them big booty b**hes
Yeah I'm into that sh**
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
That's what I used to to before I found my dick
50 inch screen that's filled with tits
Close my eyes, look back, now it's clit
Yeah, I wish this was my life
But now all I do is stroke on the pipe
Get some vaseline then lube it all up
If I use enough, it's like my dick's getting s**ed
Yeah, gotta use imagination
Uh, then you build anticipation
With that vertical sensation
Before you reach your destination
Woosh, and out I flow
Speed it up and it's go, go, go
It's so fine, I don't need a b**h
Cause whenever I get that itch
I can JACK IT, and it's all good
Ain't no ho gonna touch this wood
And if you don't whack it, then you gay, f*ggot
[Verse 4 - Lil Clip]
f** having s**, all I need is a laptop
p**n every hour, pants down let my dick flop
I do it in public, at crossroads mall
While I stroke my dick, I put Tobasco on my balls
Bu-co*ky or g**n, I like that freaky sh**
Especially when the girl's got a piercing on her clit
My favorite site is f**ing bang bros
MILFs, lesbians and teenage hoes
Threesomes, bl**jobs and double penetration
Ebony, redheads and chicky-eyed asians
dil*os, fisting give me that sensation
Cumshots, cream pies and ejaculation
Handjobs, oral and f**ing masterbation
Online p**n is man's best creation
[Outro - Lil Clip]
Now I was supposed to write 18 f**ing bars on this
But I watched p**n instead
Fap, fap, fap