Agent Sasco (Assa**in) - Juicy ;) lyrics

[Intro - Krispy Kreme] So, you know, late one night I was sitting in my room alone And, you know what? How about you just listen to the song? Stroke It, Up and Down, Left and Right This is for all the parents who told me Don't do it, never do it You know what? I'm doin it, all the time [Verse 1 - Krispy Kreme] It was all a dream, a wet dream that is It was all fun until I woke up covered in jizz In my head or on the computer, p**n don't change Shyla Styles, Jayden p**n don't change Shyla Styles, Jayden James Man f**s MILF in the back of a car Oh how I'd love to be a p**n star With a dil*o the girl gets wet Low budget p**nos are the motherf**ing best Web browser of choice - Incognito Chrome Internet equals big tits and good dome Xvids.com, motherf**ing redtube Hell google images even shows hoes nude 44F, 32D I'm all about the tits but that's just me And I got one site that's the best of the rest I love whacking off to chat roulette Good or bad, f** it, it's all good All I want to do is beat my wood And If you don't whack it, then you gay, f*ggot [Verse 2 - Tha Assa**in] Kinda getting bored of that same old sh** s*utty a** ho with big old tits So now I got a thing for the old ladies And I only watch p**n if the b**h is over 80 I like the saggy tits and the wrinkly bu*t I bet you ain't never seen a 90 year-old s*ut She's grunting but it's probably from arthritis pain And her vagina's wide enough to fit a f**ing train Sexy grandmas, fully nude So I click on it and see them drenched in juice of the prune Lesbian GILFS, getting all wet f**ing each other call it antique s** Cause there's something special about a broad Who's way past the stage of menopause Sexy orgy in a nursing home Got no teeth, straight gums when the dick gets blown You can't blame me for liking a gray beaver Old lady p**n, yeah I'm a believer And if you don't whack it, you gay f*ggot [Verse 3 - Yola Mayne] Me myself, I'm an a** man I like them big booty b**hes Yeah I'm into that sh** Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis That's what I used to to before I found my dick 50 inch screen that's filled with tits Close my eyes, look back, now it's clit Yeah, I wish this was my life But now all I do is stroke on the pipe Get some vaseline then lube it all up If I use enough, it's like my dick's getting s**ed Yeah, gotta use imagination Uh, then you build anticipation With that vertical sensation Before you reach your destination Woosh, and out I flow Speed it up and it's go, go, go It's so fine, I don't need a b**h Cause whenever I get that itch I can JACK IT, and it's all good Ain't no ho gonna touch this wood And if you don't whack it, then you gay, f*ggot [Verse 4 - Lil Clip] f** having s**, all I need is a laptop p**n every hour, pants down let my dick flop I do it in public, at crossroads mall While I stroke my dick, I put Tobasco on my balls Bu-co*ky or g**n, I like that freaky sh** Especially when the girl's got a piercing on her clit My favorite site is f**ing bang bros MILFs, lesbians and teenage hoes Threesomes, bl**jobs and double penetration Ebony, redheads and chicky-eyed asians dil*os, fisting give me that sensation Cumshots, cream pies and ejaculation Handjobs, oral and f**ing masterbation Online p**n is man's best creation [Outro - Lil Clip] Now I was supposed to write 18 f**ing bars on this But I watched p**n instead Fap, fap, fap