Ever since I was kid
I thought the outdoors were meant for me
And that's not true
Because wherever I went
It's like mosquitoes were bound to be
And then they'd use me as a liquid dispenser
And I'm not here to f**ing feed all their kids
In fact I refuse
Their time's depleting
And before I bid them all farewell
I want 'em to know
I've got this feeling
We're sending them all straight back to hell
What conservationist would
Wanna ruin it for the rest of us
Well maybe you
But think how peaceful it'd be
If there were nothing to bother us
And then you too
Could for once enjoy the sunset
Or maybe get a decent sleep in the night
How could you refuse
Remember these enemies
In winter freeze cryogenically
And then return
To terrorize in the spring
Could we defeat all infinity
It almost seems
Like an impossible feat but
I'm hoping science and the military
Prevail defeat