Ever since I was kid I thought the outdoors were meant for me And that's not true Because wherever I went It's like mosquitoes were bound to be And then they'd use me as a liquid dispenser And I'm not here to f**ing feed all their kids In fact I refuse Their time's depleting And before I bid them all farewell I want 'em to know I've got this feeling We're sending them all straight back to hell What conservationist would Wanna ruin it for the rest of us Well maybe you But think how peaceful it'd be If there were nothing to bother us And then you too Could for once enjoy the sunset Or maybe get a decent sleep in the night How could you refuse Remember these enemies In winter freeze cryogenically And then return To terrorize in the spring Could we defeat all infinity It almost seems Like an impossible feat but I'm hoping science and the military Prevail defeat