[Intro:80KAG]
Oh sh**!
Diggin' this f**in' beat man
This f**in' mellow
80 KAG!
sh** i think i can do this love song sh**
Lemme try real quick
There's something I've been wantin' to say
[Verse 1]
Pick a boo that don't get star struck watching me do
What I do
sh**, hope I didn't scare you
(Girl)
Those magnetized eyes had me running for my mind
Godamn your fine
I want to blow up your thighs
sh**!
What I meant was,we should chill for a while
You can talk about your life while I look at your behind
Or
I could just come over and blast
Then bounce like my balls did off your a**
You started playin' games trynna make me run after you?
But when you stop texting,sh** I did too!
And now you're all depressive cuz i moved to another ho right?
Posting broken love pics, and tweeting "I miss him" every night
Likin' all my pics,almost beggin' for the dick
Huggin' all my friends around me to try to get me pissed
But i keep ignoring you and this sh** hurts like a b**h
Let me enlighten your dumba** cuz it ain't absurd b**h,its just that
[Hook]
b**h you a side ho
Ain't nothing but a side ho
So leave 80 kag alone
Lets go b**h hit the roa-(Oh Oh Oh)-oad
If I text you back late
(b**h you a side ho)
If no homies no yo name
(b**h you a side ho)
If u know nothin bout my life
(b**h u a side ho)
If we only talk at night
(Oh Oh Oh Oh)
[Verse 2]
See theres the sidehoes that have some pride
The sidehoes that do part time
The sidehoes that don't k** no vibes
And then theres....your kind
I swear to f**ing god I been doin' my all
To try to get you to move on you f**ing C-4 bomb
s*ut
(Leave me alone, just go home)
When you think about texting me
(Please just don't)
I blocked off all your accounts to make it clear as daylight
(Wanna go to prom with me?)
b**h you must be high as a kite
Wanna go for a ride?
Wanna watch Big L live?
Have you ever seen a nuclear reactor from the inside?
You either that f**ing dumb
Or you're just don't wanna give up
This ain't twilight ho, we are f**ing dawn
Wave at me again and I'l drop kick your head
I don't give a f** who's watching, this sh** is dead
Like convincing Bob Marley to cut off his dreads
Call me sandman cuz I'm puttin' these basic b**hes to bed
Man
[Hook]
[Bridge:80 KAG]
So if you're confused and you start to cry
b**h you could even f**in' die!
I won't give a f** anyway, but since im a nice guy
I'm gonna give all the hoes, a bit of advice:
If you ain't in his contacts, or you got a guy's name
If tries to get in your a** before the first date
If he acts like a stranger when another chick is around
Or lets his homies hit on you sayin' they just messin' around
If he never tries to be charming, never pics your sh** up
Never opens doors for you after you s**ed his dick up
Turns his back to you if his folks are around
And would rather get bu*t f**ed than snuggle for a while
Then
(b**h you a side ho)
But it's okay!
Growin' old with eight cats looks fun to me!
[Hook]
(Nothin' more nothin' less)
(f**in' side ho)
(Leave me the f** alone)
[Outro]
80 KAG!
I make a whole f**in' song for you to get it b**h if you don't get it when I say to you
I don't give a f**!
Oh, and guys
If she won't get off your balls
Send her a link to this song
She'l f** off fo sho!
This my love song man