80 KAG - Side Hoe lyrics

[Intro:80KAG] Oh sh**! Diggin' this f**in' beat man This f**in' mellow 80 KAG! sh** i think i can do this love song sh** Lemme try real quick There's something I've been wantin' to say [Verse 1] Pick a boo that don't get star struck watching me do What I do sh**, hope I didn't scare you (Girl) Those magnetized eyes had me running for my mind Godamn your fine I want to blow up your thighs sh**! What I meant was,we should chill for a while You can talk about your life while I look at your behind Or I could just come over and blast Then bounce like my balls did off your a** You started playin' games trynna make me run after you? But when you stop texting,sh** I did too! And now you're all depressive cuz i moved to another ho right? Posting broken love pics, and tweeting "I miss him" every night Likin' all my pics,almost beggin' for the dick Huggin' all my friends around me to try to get me pissed But i keep ignoring you and this sh** hurts like a b**h Let me enlighten your dumba** cuz it ain't absurd b**h,its just that [Hook] b**h you a side ho Ain't nothing but a side ho So leave 80 kag alone Lets go b**h hit the roa-(Oh Oh Oh)-oad If I text you back late (b**h you a side ho) If no homies no yo name (b**h you a side ho) If u know nothin bout my life (b**h u a side ho) If we only talk at night (Oh Oh Oh Oh) [Verse 2] See theres the sidehoes that have some pride The sidehoes that do part time The sidehoes that don't k** no vibes And then theres....your kind I swear to f**ing god I been doin' my all To try to get you to move on you f**ing C-4 bomb s*ut (Leave me alone, just go home) When you think about texting me (Please just don't) I blocked off all your accounts to make it clear as daylight (Wanna go to prom with me?) b**h you must be high as a kite Wanna go for a ride? Wanna watch Big L live? Have you ever seen a nuclear reactor from the inside? You either that f**ing dumb Or you're just don't wanna give up This ain't twilight ho, we are f**ing dawn Wave at me again and I'l drop kick your head I don't give a f** who's watching, this sh** is dead Like convincing Bob Marley to cut off his dreads Call me sandman cuz I'm puttin' these basic b**hes to bed Man [Hook] [Bridge:80 KAG] So if you're confused and you start to cry b**h you could even f**in' die! I won't give a f** anyway, but since im a nice guy I'm gonna give all the hoes, a bit of advice: If you ain't in his contacts, or you got a guy's name If tries to get in your a** before the first date If he acts like a stranger when another chick is around Or lets his homies hit on you sayin' they just messin' around If he never tries to be charming, never pics your sh** up Never opens doors for you after you s**ed his dick up Turns his back to you if his folks are around And would rather get bu*t f**ed than snuggle for a while Then (b**h you a side ho) But it's okay! Growin' old with eight cats looks fun to me! [Hook] (Nothin' more nothin' less) (f**in' side ho) (Leave me the f** alone) [Outro] 80 KAG! I make a whole f**in' song for you to get it b**h if you don't get it when I say to you I don't give a f**! Oh, and guys If she won't get off your balls Send her a link to this song She'l f** off fo sho! This my love song man