In the starship whopper box, I'm gonna crash land.
Wishin' I was home in the space van.
The sky is green and the ground is chrome.
I'd like to take my suit off but it's too f**in' cold.
So, I go into town to grab a beer-
Didn't know humans we're so weird.
They started talkin' sh** and ran me out of Dodge,
Back to the ship in the f**in' space pod.
I need oxygen or I'm-a be dead.
If I don't get oxygen, I'm gonna be dead.