In the starship whopper box, I'm gonna crash land. Wishin' I was home in the space van. The sky is green and the ground is chrome. I'd like to take my suit off but it's too f**in' cold. So, I go into town to grab a beer- Didn't know humans we're so weird. They started talkin' sh** and ran me out of Dodge, Back to the ship in the f**in' space pod. I need oxygen or I'm-a be dead. If I don't get oxygen, I'm gonna be dead.