[Verse I: 57 Pixels]
Uh, come over here girl, feel my Addy scimmy
I'll top you off with whipped cream and add some jimmies
The Wilderness is where you could k** me
Until Jagex changed the rules on us unwillingly
Yeah, I know that you're feeling me
With a level sixty in wizardry
Pestering pedestrians
Always want to get wrecked for free
But it takes the best in me
Not to beat these pussies; hysterectomy
Yeah, I still train on Rock Crabs
That shows the size of my co*k's sad
Then I get called f*g, make noobs fall back
To Lumby, heheh like a God's Wrath
Zamorak, he's the man with an "enamius" co*k
Like Ernest, man goddammit stop
Trail a watch to get that treasure
One mil exchanged grandly; max pleasure
No crafting experience, I spun a flax sweater
It's always sunny in East Ardogue, no crap weather
Spent that money on gold trim just to be that fresher
I chill by the Swaying Tree, like Hugh Hefner
Heheh, yeah this that Runescape rap
People will be typing, " Yo, who made that?"
We'll fist pump and kick with
One leg til the click stick
Got ditched quick
Now I'm a pissed trick
Call every dick licks
Since I'm such a misFist-
Of Guthix, cause I know you'll soon love this
New game, new name, Level 3: Young b**h
120 bil for my favorite hat: f** it!
I only got three items, nothing to dump with
Fisticuffs training my ASD, call it you All s** Dick
Thirty minute grind turns into three hours life nothing
Barrows for a few years has been on um list of wanting
This is 50k lobby, why you only have thirty to front with?
Punk b**h, taking poison cause you want to be with Romeo; love sick
A list with Eye of Newt and some sh**
For Angela to start crumbling, to make the fastest blunt b**h
30mil for just saying you're my girlfriend? That's nothing but a s*ut's wish
[Verse II: Señor Wetback]
Prepare to taste my vengeance
While I slice you into pieces
Then I'll do a dance around your dead corpses
You can't handle the wrath of Zamorak
Prepare for an attack
Of the might blow
Of what's down below
All across your face
You f**ing disgrace
Quit your b**hing, man
I'm the Champion
Better than Zezima
The best there ever was
Champion of Varrock
And the Slayer of Arrav
Eenie Meenie Miney Mo
f** your b**h really slow
Lay her in my Teak Double bead
While your sister and mom give me head
Hopping on my D Spear
Let me make it very clear
Ain't no body f** with me except them females
My D Scimmy wrecks your sh**
While your sister s**s my dick
Watching her boyfriend die, it's okay
She'll be crying tears of pleasure
While me and my clan g**n her
Ha, KBD, Ha
Corporal Beast, Ha
Kava King?
Not even QBD can handle me!(HA!)
Saradomin runs and flees
Guthix stays asleep
Bandos waves a fan for me
And Armadyl cleans my feet
High up in the Citadel, I rule the skies
A golden angel in all eyes
I'm above all the Gods
Even Zaros' head nods
So go crawl back to Tutorial Island
Or taste the wrath of the Runescape Stalin
[Verse III: 57 Pixels]
Void an outpost cause my arms are calling
Just gave a level three 30k to start jawing
My fat penis, and to f**ing clean this
Sweetness that I like to call the Barber
Cause my Hally cuts head clean off
My construction won't allow the bed with starch
I need some one to sail my ship, Ned you twat
Level 90 in thieving and you still get caught
Damn, that's sad dude
Dragon Dagger(p++)? What a f*g's move
Why don't you just trust us, a glitch? Exactly
I don't give enough f**s. Will it work? Probably
Why don't you just jump, into the pit of dragons
I'm JulBears, a.k.a. 57 Pixels
Talk sh**, you'll be getting weapons distal
And proximal, yeah with no questions mister
I'll shoot your a** up like I'm sh**ting several pistols
I meant oak bows, this that folk flow
A Runescape promo, going in slomo
Ya h*mo, I need mo' Dro ho
I'm the sh**, but that's something you already know though
I'll split you apart like the RS logo
[Outro]
This that Runescape rap
People will be typing, " Yo, who made that?"
X3