[Verse I: 57 Pixels] Uh, come over here girl, feel my Addy scimmy I'll top you off with whipped cream and add some jimmies The Wilderness is where you could k** me Until Jagex changed the rules on us unwillingly Yeah, I know that you're feeling me With a level sixty in wizardry Pestering pedestrians Always want to get wrecked for free But it takes the best in me Not to beat these pussies; hysterectomy Yeah, I still train on Rock Crabs That shows the size of my co*k's sad Then I get called f*g, make noobs fall back To Lumby, heheh like a God's Wrath Zamorak, he's the man with an "enamius" co*k Like Ernest, man goddammit stop Trail a watch to get that treasure One mil exchanged grandly; max pleasure No crafting experience, I spun a flax sweater It's always sunny in East Ardogue, no crap weather Spent that money on gold trim just to be that fresher I chill by the Swaying Tree, like Hugh Hefner Heheh, yeah this that Runescape rap People will be typing, " Yo, who made that?" We'll fist pump and kick with One leg til the click stick Got ditched quick Now I'm a pissed trick Call every dick licks Since I'm such a misFist- Of Guthix, cause I know you'll soon love this New game, new name, Level 3: Young b**h 120 bil for my favorite hat: f** it! I only got three items, nothing to dump with Fisticuffs training my ASD, call it you All s** Dick Thirty minute grind turns into three hours life nothing Barrows for a few years has been on um list of wanting This is 50k lobby, why you only have thirty to front with? Punk b**h, taking poison cause you want to be with Romeo; love sick A list with Eye of Newt and some sh** For Angela to start crumbling, to make the fastest blunt b**h 30mil for just saying you're my girlfriend? That's nothing but a s*ut's wish [Verse II: Señor Wetback] Prepare to taste my vengeance While I slice you into pieces Then I'll do a dance around your dead corpses You can't handle the wrath of Zamorak Prepare for an attack Of the might blow Of what's down below All across your face You f**ing disgrace Quit your b**hing, man I'm the Champion Better than Zezima The best there ever was Champion of Varrock And the Slayer of Arrav Eenie Meenie Miney Mo f** your b**h really slow Lay her in my Teak Double bead While your sister and mom give me head Hopping on my D Spear Let me make it very clear Ain't no body f** with me except them females My D Scimmy wrecks your sh** While your sister s**s my dick Watching her boyfriend die, it's okay She'll be crying tears of pleasure While me and my clan g**n her Ha, KBD, Ha Corporal Beast, Ha Kava King? Not even QBD can handle me!(HA!) Saradomin runs and flees Guthix stays asleep Bandos waves a fan for me And Armadyl cleans my feet High up in the Citadel, I rule the skies A golden angel in all eyes I'm above all the Gods Even Zaros' head nods So go crawl back to Tutorial Island Or taste the wrath of the Runescape Stalin [Verse III: 57 Pixels] Void an outpost cause my arms are calling Just gave a level three 30k to start jawing My fat penis, and to f**ing clean this Sweetness that I like to call the Barber Cause my Hally cuts head clean off My construction won't allow the bed with starch I need some one to sail my ship, Ned you twat Level 90 in thieving and you still get caught Damn, that's sad dude Dragon Dagger(p++)? What a f*g's move Why don't you just trust us, a glitch? Exactly I don't give enough f**s. Will it work? Probably Why don't you just jump, into the pit of dragons I'm JulBears, a.k.a. 57 Pixels Talk sh**, you'll be getting weapons distal And proximal, yeah with no questions mister I'll shoot your a** up like I'm sh**ting several pistols I meant oak bows, this that folk flow A Runescape promo, going in slomo Ya h*mo, I need mo' Dro ho I'm the sh**, but that's something you already know though I'll split you apart like the RS logo [Outro] This that Runescape rap People will be typing, " Yo, who made that?" X3