They came from a far dark universe
In spacesh**s, they landed on „Mother Earth“
Ugly triple handed grey aliens
With banners in their claws
„We come in peace“
Slimy UFOs fly over our breweries
Ready to s** all supplies of beer
Grey ba*tards with trunks on their faces
Creep into the nearest pub!
Not for oil nor for petrol
They just want our golden BEER
Light or dark, in kegs or bottles
We must save our liquid gold
Save the beer!
Shoot them! k** them!
Beat them! Kick them out!
We must save our only pride
Send them back to hell to f**ing space
Protect our prized life-hop fluid