They came from a far dark universe In spacesh**s, they landed on „Mother Earth“ Ugly triple handed grey aliens With banners in their claws „We come in peace“ Slimy UFOs fly over our breweries Ready to s** all supplies of beer Grey ba*tards with trunks on their faces Creep into the nearest pub! Not for oil nor for petrol They just want our golden BEER Light or dark, in kegs or bottles We must save our liquid gold Save the beer! Shoot them! k** them! Beat them! Kick them out! We must save our only pride Send them back to hell to f**ing space Protect our prized life-hop fluid