[Verse 1: Lil Smegma]
I'm mad sinister, my dick is like a cylinder
Catch me doing d** with your f**ing minister
Pull up on the block in a f**ing eva, n***a
f** Gundams, and f** the jaegers, n***a
I only f** with that real anime sh**
Dare to disagree then get your f**ing face hit (POW!)
Me and my n***as hella evil
Boy, I'll f**ing kick your a**, call me Spike Spiegel
Aw sh**, n***a, I got the references
Known to f** your b**h on a pegasus
f**ing drag my dick through the breeze and
They call me Lil f**in' Smegma for a reason
Cause I used a dick to try treason
Spraying motherf**ers with my three seasons
Seven herbs and spices, call me The Colonel, n***a
Sometimes I wish I was a little girl, n***a
sh**, dawg, with the dick I'm never rusty
Your girl's face is hella nutty from my silly putty
Aw sh**, n***a, you don't want that
I'm a buff n***a, crush your f**ing ba**sack
[Verse 2: Yung Sizzle]
Going Super Saiyan 3 over every f**ing beat
Better pray that I won't grab the heat
Look, find me in the VIP, blowing maple trees
Even though I can't roam Canadian streets
At least, me and Lil Smegma are a couple f**ing G's
While, you n***as love to take D in your mouth
Got my dick out in your house
That's something for you to think about
While you're rubbing cum stains out your momma's blouse
She jumped off my dick when she heard you little sh**
Broke that sh**, now I'm screaming, "f**ing b**h!"
And oh, here you come, here's her son of 46
And you're only f**ing here cause you got a League tournament
And you ain't even playing, you're just watching it on Twitch
And honestly, I don't even know if you're a dude or a chick
f** it, I'm out
Applied an ice pack on my dick and then I dipped
Cupped the codeine but I spilled it in the whip
Swerving down the road, got a call from my b**h
All I heard was, "n***a, you done got me pregnant!"
sh**... don't drink and drive, kids
Oh, and also, don't cum in your b**h
If she says she's on the pill, that's a motherf**ing fib
Slap that ho like a pimp
Sizzle