Yung Sizzle - Haagen Dazs lyrics

[Verse 1: Lil Smegma] I'm mad sinister, my dick is like a cylinder Catch me doing d** with your f**ing minister Pull up on the block in a f**ing eva, n***a f** Gundams, and f** the jaegers, n***a I only f** with that real anime sh** Dare to disagree then get your f**ing face hit (POW!) Me and my n***as hella evil Boy, I'll f**ing kick your a**, call me Spike Spiegel Aw sh**, n***a, I got the references Known to f** your b**h on a pegasus f**ing drag my dick through the breeze and They call me Lil f**in' Smegma for a reason Cause I used a dick to try treason Spraying motherf**ers with my three seasons Seven herbs and spices, call me The Colonel, n***a Sometimes I wish I was a little girl, n***a sh**, dawg, with the dick I'm never rusty Your girl's face is hella nutty from my silly putty Aw sh**, n***a, you don't want that I'm a buff n***a, crush your f**ing ba**sack [Verse 2: Yung Sizzle] Going Super Saiyan 3 over every f**ing beat Better pray that I won't grab the heat Look, find me in the VIP, blowing maple trees Even though I can't roam Canadian streets At least, me and Lil Smegma are a couple f**ing G's While, you n***as love to take D in your mouth Got my dick out in your house That's something for you to think about While you're rubbing cum stains out your momma's blouse She jumped off my dick when she heard you little sh** Broke that sh**, now I'm screaming, "f**ing b**h!" And oh, here you come, here's her son of 46 And you're only f**ing here cause you got a League tournament And you ain't even playing, you're just watching it on Twitch And honestly, I don't even know if you're a dude or a chick f** it, I'm out Applied an ice pack on my dick and then I dipped Cupped the codeine but I spilled it in the whip Swerving down the road, got a call from my b**h All I heard was, "n***a, you done got me pregnant!" sh**... don't drink and drive, kids Oh, and also, don't cum in your b**h If she says she's on the pill, that's a motherf**ing fib Slap that ho like a pimp Sizzle