[Intro]
Hold up, I know ya'll didn't think I was gon' end this without roastin' Dora's a**,
But look at what they tryna' do in 2016
Ya'll won't believe this f**ing goober-ish nonsense, hold on
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So you think you just gon' get older,
And get s**y, huh?
You think you can just s** your way to the top on some
Taxi-cab confession sh**, huh?
[Berleezy]
GIRL, IF YOU DON'T GET YO FAST ASS BACK TO YO fu*kING HOUSE
WITH THESE EXTREME FLOOD-WARNING HIGH WATERS YOU GOT ON
I KNOW YOUR FEET STINK WITH THEM SOCKLESS PAYLESS KEDS YOU GOT ON
THAT UGLY ASS TABLE CLOTH DRESS, LOOKIN' LIKE YOU SHRUNK THAT sh*t WAY TOO MANY TIMES AND JUST SAID fu*k IT
AND I KNOW YOU NOT TRYNA' FLEX ON ME WITH THAT BRACELET LIKE YOU NICE NOW
b*tch, THAT AIN'T KAY JEWLERS, b*tch
BOOTS PROBABLY STOLE THAT sh*t FROM SWIPER TOO
fu*kING QUARTER GUMBALL DIAMONDS YOU GOT ON, b*tch
AND LOOK AT THESE fu*kING NASTY ASS LOOSE ENDS YOU GOT
LOOKING LIKE STRAIGHT OCTOPUS POO
b*tch I WILL REALLY TAKE MY BELT OFF AND BEAT YO ASS MYSELF
LIL' FAST ASS AIN'T NEVER GON' BE NOTHIN' BUT THAT
FOOTBALL HEAD ASS,
STEWIE GRIFFIN YO DISTANT COUSIN HEAD ASS,
"HEY ARNOLD!" YO REAL DADDY HEAD ASS
MIJA, RUNNIN' THROUGH THE fu*kIN' AMAZON
YA KNOW, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS MAKEUP BACK,
BUY A BAG--BUY A NEW BACKPACK,
PUT A BOOK IN THAT sh*t
AND USE MAP ASS TO FIND YO WAY BACK TO A SCHOOL
YOU FAST ASS, LITTLE ASS
BURRITO
[Outro]
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Or... Burrit"a", excuse me...
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Done...