YouTube - DORA THE EXPLORER: EXPOSED - The Final Dora Roast lyrics

[Intro] Hold up, I know ya'll didn't think I was gon' end this without roastin' Dora's a**, But look at what they tryna' do in 2016 Ya'll won't believe this f**ing goober-ish nonsense, hold on ... So you think you just gon' get older, And get s**y, huh? You think you can just s** your way to the top on some Taxi-cab confession sh**, huh? [Berleezy] GIRL, IF YOU DON'T GET YO FAST ASS BACK TO YO fu*kING HOUSE WITH THESE EXTREME FLOOD-WARNING HIGH WATERS YOU GOT ON I KNOW YOUR FEET STINK WITH THEM SOCKLESS PAYLESS KEDS YOU GOT ON THAT UGLY ASS TABLE CLOTH DRESS, LOOKIN' LIKE YOU SHRUNK THAT sh*t WAY TOO MANY TIMES AND JUST SAID fu*k IT AND I KNOW YOU NOT TRYNA' FLEX ON ME WITH THAT BRACELET LIKE YOU NICE NOW b*tch, THAT AIN'T KAY JEWLERS, b*tch BOOTS PROBABLY STOLE THAT sh*t FROM SWIPER TOO fu*kING QUARTER GUMBALL DIAMONDS YOU GOT ON, b*tch AND LOOK AT THESE fu*kING NASTY ASS LOOSE ENDS YOU GOT LOOKING LIKE STRAIGHT OCTOPUS POO b*tch I WILL REALLY TAKE MY BELT OFF AND BEAT YO ASS MYSELF LIL' FAST ASS AIN'T NEVER GON' BE NOTHIN' BUT THAT FOOTBALL HEAD ASS, STEWIE GRIFFIN YO DISTANT COUSIN HEAD ASS, "HEY ARNOLD!" YO REAL DADDY HEAD ASS MIJA, RUNNIN' THROUGH THE fu*kIN' AMAZON YA KNOW, YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS MAKEUP BACK, BUY A BAG--BUY A NEW BACKPACK, PUT A BOOK IN THAT sh*t AND USE MAP ASS TO FIND YO WAY BACK TO A SCHOOL YOU FAST ASS, LITTLE ASS BURRITO [Outro] ... ... Or... Burrit"a", excuse me... ... Done...