Saw you dancing like some weird mongrel
But I didn't want to offend you
Stood
(Stood)
And Watched
(And watched)
While you kept dancing
Flailing your arms
Around like a windmill
Heard you singing like a cat being tortured
But I said I liked it
Stood
(Stood)
And listened
(And listened)
While you kept screaming
Closing your eyes
Like it was painful
Saw you trying to play the flute
But I just kept quiet
Stood
(Stood)
And watched
(And watched)
You fiddling with it
You didn't know which bit
To blow into
Woo!
I thought it was embarra**ing (x8)
I thought it was embarra**ing (x8)