Saw you dancing like some weird mongrel But I didn't want to offend you Stood (Stood) And Watched (And watched) While you kept dancing Flailing your arms Around like a windmill Heard you singing like a cat being tortured But I said I liked it Stood (Stood) And listened (And listened) While you kept screaming Closing your eyes Like it was painful Saw you trying to play the flute But I just kept quiet Stood (Stood) And watched (And watched) You fiddling with it You didn't know which bit To blow into Woo! I thought it was embarra**ing (x8) I thought it was embarra**ing (x8)