[Patche$]
You already know how we do
Real Playlist to Dump To
Already got the title, where's my rival
All original, no counterfeited, lets get it
[Verse 1: Patche$]
Yea ya boy patches came in with the yappas
Them yappas? You bet act proppa
Cause I'm ya poppa
And you know all my girls look like Cindy Lauper
I'm tryna get your number cause you thicker than a Wopper
I showed up to the club in my Miami dad shirt
Got a lap dance from a Miami dancer
Saw a bad chick you know I had to take a gander
Gave the girl my number but I never got an answer
I am a mushroom, that means I'm a fungi
Pulled up to the club with two girls, one guy
Suspenders and a belt, complete with the bow tie
You know I look good, girl you can't deny
(Singing like ugly god)
And ya boy patches came in with a fitted
Crocs on my feet cause that's just the way I live it
I slept for 30 hours last time I babysitted
Sketchers on my feet now everybody tryna mimic
You already know how I'm rocking mane
Hit the club left with your dame
Sweet tea sipping, always on a mission
Man I think they missing, where's my competition
(Beat changes)
Ok, yea, I said
I'm flo, daaang, my bad, let's try this again, yo, look
[Verse 2: Patche$]
I'm flossing everyday
I don't need a dentist
Cause I'm the flyest out
Put me in the Guinness
I had a white cat
And it's name was Dennis
I accidentally
Stepped on it with my tennis
Somebody tell drake
See me in Wii tennis
With the dance moves
I'll give him the business
No h*mo Though
Man you already know
I hit the strip club
And I make it snow
[Verse 3: George Martinez]
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Na naaaa na naaa na na na
Na na naaa na nanana
Nana naaa na nanana
Yo check it, check it
I'm chilling at he dentist
I'm chilling with Dennis
I am [?]
I show you where my tent is
She was like that's tight yo
I'm chilling in the club
And I ready to fight yo
Everybody
Everyone stand up
Nah I'm not feeling it
(It's about that time, I just gotta go!)