[Patche$] You already know how we do Real Playlist to Dump To Already got the title, where's my rival All original, no counterfeited, lets get it [Verse 1: Patche$] Yea ya boy patches came in with the yappas Them yappas? You bet act proppa Cause I'm ya poppa And you know all my girls look like Cindy Lauper I'm tryna get your number cause you thicker than a Wopper I showed up to the club in my Miami dad shirt Got a lap dance from a Miami dancer Saw a bad chick you know I had to take a gander Gave the girl my number but I never got an answer I am a mushroom, that means I'm a fungi Pulled up to the club with two girls, one guy Suspenders and a belt, complete with the bow tie You know I look good, girl you can't deny (Singing like ugly god) And ya boy patches came in with a fitted Crocs on my feet cause that's just the way I live it I slept for 30 hours last time I babysitted Sketchers on my feet now everybody tryna mimic You already know how I'm rocking mane Hit the club left with your dame Sweet tea sipping, always on a mission Man I think they missing, where's my competition (Beat changes) Ok, yea, I said I'm flo, daaang, my bad, let's try this again, yo, look [Verse 2: Patche$] I'm flossing everyday I don't need a dentist Cause I'm the flyest out Put me in the Guinness I had a white cat And it's name was Dennis I accidentally Stepped on it with my tennis Somebody tell drake See me in Wii tennis With the dance moves I'll give him the business No h*mo Though Man you already know I hit the strip club And I make it snow [Verse 3: George Martinez] Whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoa whoa whoa whoa Na naaaa na naaa na na na Na na naaa na nanana Nana naaa na nanana Yo check it, check it I'm chilling at he dentist I'm chilling with Dennis I am [?] I show you where my tent is She was like that's tight yo I'm chilling in the club And I ready to fight yo Everybody Everyone stand up Nah I'm not feeling it (It's about that time, I just gotta go!)