Every damn day when i get home
My head is ringing like the phone
Sanctuary is all i need
But then i see you rotting there
Lazy boy with sega stare
Bong s**ing leech that makes me bleed
Because you take it and you take it
And you never give it back
Always dirtying my dishes
Always snaking on my snacks
I gotta ask myself why am i still here
Are you still here?!?!
This apartment like a living hell
Prison riot in a jail cell
What on earth is that annoying smell
Can't you tell?
My roommate s**s
Every damn day when you get home
I wish you'd just leave me alone
Can't you give your mouth a rest
I know it is a mortal sin
But i did not wash this fork again
Are you going to stick it in my chest
Because you give it and you give it
And its driving me insane
I gotta take another bong hit
Just to cope while you complain
I gotta ask myself why am i still here
Are you still here?!?!
And then i bring home a six pack
And he sparks up a bowl
A brief moment of forgiveness
And then he has the nerve
To smoke and drink it all
My roommate s**s