Every damn day when i get home My head is ringing like the phone Sanctuary is all i need But then i see you rotting there Lazy boy with sega stare Bong s**ing leech that makes me bleed Because you take it and you take it And you never give it back Always dirtying my dishes Always snaking on my snacks I gotta ask myself why am i still here Are you still here?!?! This apartment like a living hell Prison riot in a jail cell What on earth is that annoying smell Can't you tell? My roommate s**s Every damn day when you get home I wish you'd just leave me alone Can't you give your mouth a rest I know it is a mortal sin But i did not wash this fork again Are you going to stick it in my chest Because you give it and you give it And its driving me insane I gotta take another bong hit Just to cope while you complain I gotta ask myself why am i still here Are you still here?!?! And then i bring home a six pack And he sparks up a bowl A brief moment of forgiveness And then he has the nerve To smoke and drink it all My roommate s**s