[Verse 1: Uncle Dane & Muselk]
Spies
All I really hates is Spies
Around the corner there's Spies
And on the staircase it's Spies
I hate the way that they walk
And I hate it when they talk
And I can always make them die
From Badwater to Turbine
Back in the day
I saw this Spy around the way
I grabbed my wrench and said “Let's play”
He said, “I'm friendly”, I said “k”
So then I turned my back away
He stabbed my back and I'm like, “hey”
He sapped my sentry, that's okay
I vowed to make that Spy main pay
I hope Valve will say
All Spies are nerfed with no delay
I asked Gabe please, he said “No way”
And so to Eric I must pray
Please make the Spies all go away
I heard he thinks Spies are okay
And that he's subbed Uncle Dane
I saw him just the other day
Watching Muselk to my dismay
[Verse 2: Uncle Dane]
Spies
To do a stair stab
Spies
To sap my buildings
Spies
To do a trick stab
Spies
And also corner stabs
That's all I really hate is Spies
Two at a time, I hate Spies
With Cloak and Daggers, I hate Spies
I oughta main Pyro, Spies
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