[Verse 1: Uncle Dane & Muselk] Spies All I really hates is Spies Around the corner there's Spies And on the staircase it's Spies I hate the way that they walk And I hate it when they talk And I can always make them die From Badwater to Turbine Back in the day I saw this Spy around the way I grabbed my wrench and said “Let's play” He said, “I'm friendly”, I said “k” So then I turned my back away He stabbed my back and I'm like, “hey” He sapped my sentry, that's okay I vowed to make that Spy main pay I hope Valve will say All Spies are nerfed with no delay I asked Gabe please, he said “No way” And so to Eric I must pray Please make the Spies all go away I heard he thinks Spies are okay And that he's subbed Uncle Dane I saw him just the other day Watching Muselk to my dismay [Verse 2: Uncle Dane] Spies To do a stair stab Spies To sap my buildings Spies To do a trick stab Spies And also corner stabs That's all I really hate is Spies Two at a time, I hate Spies With Cloak and Daggers, I hate Spies I oughta main Pyro, Spies Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies, Spies