Call me the ice king
I got that nice thing
I'm holding on by a tight string
But I'm a hunter
Call me Gunther
Cause I'm going to punt her
To the moon and back
I have been called wack
On multiple occasions
What's my race?
I'm in fact, caucasian
I go too fast and experience g-force
Try to diss me
There's no recourse
All my bars, they have no discourse
What's your discord? Add me
My friends dog is called padme
You know my girl, she a baddie
She's a cartoon, girl
Animated, world
Doesn't make me wanna do
Nothing but hurl
My man in Japan
Cooks his rice in a pan
But when I reach out to him
He claims that I am bannеd
"What did I do wrong?" I exclaim
Waiting patiently for him to explain
But hе won't tell me, the end to the story
He claims that it might be too gory
I told him I can handle it
I'm just too cool when I'm candle lit
He told me the stories like a tar-pit
Too thick
Told me my money is counterfeit
I said I counted it
One by one
I said how many
He said none
I said "What do you mean?"
He said "None, none of your money is real my friend"
Not a single piece of your money is real
I started to cry on the spot
I have nothing left now