ToilleellioT - Ice King lyrics

Call me the ice king I got that nice thing I'm holding on by a tight string But I'm a hunter Call me Gunther Cause I'm going to punt her To the moon and back I have been called wack On multiple occasions What's my race? I'm in fact, caucasian I go too fast and experience g-force Try to diss me There's no recourse All my bars, they have no discourse What's your discord? Add me My friends dog is called padme You know my girl, she a baddie She's a cartoon, girl Animated, world Doesn't make me wanna do Nothing but hurl My man in Japan Cooks his rice in a pan But when I reach out to him He claims that I am bannеd "What did I do wrong?" I exclaim Waiting patiently for him to explain But hе won't tell me, the end to the story He claims that it might be too gory I told him I can handle it I'm just too cool when I'm candle lit He told me the stories like a tar-pit Too thick Told me my money is counterfeit I said I counted it One by one I said how many He said none I said "What do you mean?" He said "None, none of your money is real my friend" Not a single piece of your money is real I started to cry on the spot I have nothing left now