Look at little Tim Tim
Tryin' to write a viral song
He looks little lost
Guess I can help him along
What you got, Tim Tim?
Aaahh! My door!
Nevermind that, Tim
I've come to help you
You won't regret
Just follow the recipe
And gather the ingredients
Pick a topic people
Talk about in social media
Don't violate the terms of service
Or your vid will be deleted
Also make a catchy chorus
Something that can be repeated:
Cats, cats
Laughing babies
People falling
Hot hot ladies
Sleepy puppies
Dancing babies
Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies
Put a lots of words in one verse
Careful to enunciate it
Sing multiple layers
It helps you if you animate it
What do you mean? Animate it?
Um, what do you mean, "What do I mean?"
You said animated, what do you mean by that?
(No, No, No) (I don't think I said that at all.)
Yeah, I think you definitely said that
No, I think I'd remember if I said that, for sure, definitely
Well what'd you say?
Well I think it was probably something along the lines of, uh...
Cats, cats
Laughing babies
People falling
Hot hot ladies
Sleepy puppies
Dancing babies
Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies
Put a lot of words in one verse
Careful to enu-ci-e-aaaeeah!
Say something educational
So parents lets their kid play it
Did you now that cashews
Come from a fruit? (What?)
D-D-D Did you know that cashews
Come from a fruit? (How?)
Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews
Fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?!)
D-D-D Did you know that? (No...)
Did you know the cashews
Come from a fruit? (What?)
D-D-D Did you know the cashews
Come from a fruit? (How?)
Cashews, cashews
Fru-fru-fru fruit!
D-D-D Did you know that?
I, I said no, I said no... no...
It's OK, Tim, nobody blames you
Most people don't know the truth
About the cashew
But now you do so next time
You go to the playground
Have anybody gather around
And tell them Tobuscus has taught you...
TEEL'EM!
Did you know that cashews
Come from a fruit? (That's right!)
D-D-D Did you know that cashews
Come from a fruit?
Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews
Fru-fru-fru fruit!
D-D-D Did you know that?
NOOoooooo!
SING IT!
Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
AGAIN!
Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
LOUDER!
Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit!
D-D-D Did you know that?
NO!
Ok now, get this stuff out of my parent's house!
No, Tim, you're the one that asked for my help
I didn't ask you for...(Shhh, you don't have to thank me, Tim Tim.)
Alright, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna upload this to iTunes
But I thought this was MY viral song!
You thought this was gonna be... Noooo, it's not gonna be viral;
It's a terrible song, I'm telling you to do it yourself
And that's why I charged you 500 dollars
We didn't agree on 500 dollars!
AAhhh, your voice is so annoying man, its so annoying