Toby Turner - Toby Turner:Viral Song lyrics

Look at little Tim Tim Tryin' to write a viral song He looks little lost Guess I can help him along What you got, Tim Tim? Aaahh! My door! Nevermind that, Tim I've come to help you You won't regret Just follow the recipe And gather the ingredients Pick a topic people Talk about in social media Don't violate the terms of service Or your vid will be deleted Also make a catchy chorus Something that can be repeated: Cats, cats Laughing babies People falling Hot hot ladies Sleepy puppies Dancing babies Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies Put a lots of words in one verse Careful to enunciate it Sing multiple layers It helps you if you animate it What do you mean? Animate it? Um, what do you mean, "What do I mean?" You said animated, what do you mean by that? (No, No, No) (I don't think I said that at all.) Yeah, I think you definitely said that No, I think I'd remember if I said that, for sure, definitely Well what'd you say? Well I think it was probably something along the lines of, uh... Cats, cats Laughing babies People falling Hot hot ladies Sleepy puppies Dancing babies Kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies Put a lot of words in one verse Careful to enu-ci-e-aaaeeah! Say something educational So parents lets their kid play it Did you now that cashews Come from a fruit? (What?) D-D-D Did you know that cashews Come from a fruit? (How?) Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews Fru-fru-fru fruit! (What?!) D-D-D Did you know that? (No...) Did you know the cashews Come from a fruit? (What?) D-D-D Did you know the cashews Come from a fruit? (How?) Cashews, cashews Fru-fru-fru fruit! D-D-D Did you know that? I, I said no, I said no... no... It's OK, Tim, nobody blames you Most people don't know the truth About the cashew But now you do so next time You go to the playground Have anybody gather around And tell them Tobuscus has taught you... TEEL'EM! Did you know that cashews Come from a fruit? (That's right!) D-D-D Did you know that cashews Come from a fruit? Ca-Ca-Ca Cashews, cashews Fru-fru-fru fruit! D-D-D Did you know that? NOOoooooo! SING IT! Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit! AGAIN! Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit! LOUDER! Cashews, cashews! Come from a fruit! D-D-D Did you know that? NO! Ok now, get this stuff out of my parent's house! No, Tim, you're the one that asked for my help I didn't ask you for...(Shhh, you don't have to thank me, Tim Tim.) Alright, I'm gonna get out of here, I'm gonna upload this to iTunes But I thought this was MY viral song! You thought this was gonna be... Noooo, it's not gonna be viral; It's a terrible song, I'm telling you to do it yourself And that's why I charged you 500 dollars We didn't agree on 500 dollars! AAhhh, your voice is so annoying man, its so annoying