Your mother gives the bathroom door
A final and desperate yankin' -
I been caught wa*kin'
"What's taking so long?!" she'd implore
'Cept here's something she's not seen before
Oh man, you been caught wa*kin'
I been caught wa*kin'
It's probably pretty Freudian
But its happened to every man
I been caught wa*kin'
Someone walks too suddenly in
And you're left standin' with a silly grin
And your dodger's still in your hand
I just been readin' N.M.E
'Bout what lately has got cred
They been caught wa*kin'
Look, its true that it might just be me
But I tell you what, as far as I can see
They're ma**aging Kojak's head
They been caught wa*kin'
He's a bloke you could meet any day
Last names? - hey, just drop it
He been caught wa*kin'
"Tom and Nicole" he'll often say
In his own familiar nice bloke way
Hey Ray - get your hand off it
Been caught wa*kin'
We all saw the funeral for Lady Di
And didn't you just want to barf?
They been caught wa*kin'
The media all with their snouts in the sty
Crocodile tears caught in their eyes
You had to be heartless not to laugh
They been caught wa*kin'
Why is it just so hard not to gag
When a rock star adopts some big issue?
Rock star, caught wa*kin'
"No animal cruelty" they're likely to brag
But later they'll put a fish up some slag
For godsakes, who's taken all the tissues?
Rock star, caught wa*kin'
A bad boy image does no real harm
So by all means, go be caught stealin'
You been caught wa*kin'
Go be caught crackin' car alarms
Be caught with a needle stuck up your arm -
Just don't be caught with spoof on the ceilin'
Been caught wa*kin'