Tism - Been Caught Wankin' lyrics

Your mother gives the bathroom door A final and desperate yankin' - I been caught wa*kin' "What's taking so long?!" she'd implore 'Cept here's something she's not seen before Oh man, you been caught wa*kin' I been caught wa*kin' It's probably pretty Freudian But its happened to every man I been caught wa*kin' Someone walks too suddenly in And you're left standin' with a silly grin And your dodger's still in your hand I just been readin' N.M.E 'Bout what lately has got cred They been caught wa*kin' Look, its true that it might just be me But I tell you what, as far as I can see They're ma**aging Kojak's head They been caught wa*kin' He's a bloke you could meet any day Last names? - hey, just drop it He been caught wa*kin' "Tom and Nicole" he'll often say In his own familiar nice bloke way Hey Ray - get your hand off it Been caught wa*kin' We all saw the funeral for Lady Di And didn't you just want to barf? They been caught wa*kin' The media all with their snouts in the sty Crocodile tears caught in their eyes You had to be heartless not to laugh They been caught wa*kin' Why is it just so hard not to gag When a rock star adopts some big issue? Rock star, caught wa*kin' "No animal cruelty" they're likely to brag But later they'll put a fish up some slag For godsakes, who's taken all the tissues? Rock star, caught wa*kin' A bad boy image does no real harm So by all means, go be caught stealin' You been caught wa*kin' Go be caught crackin' car alarms Be caught with a needle stuck up your arm - Just don't be caught with spoof on the ceilin' Been caught wa*kin'