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They all are pretty ugly and they all are fat
And when they play their instruments they sound like crap
Patrick's out of tune and Terel is totally flat
And Anthony and David have no rhythm in fact
They're the Three Cities band
They're the worst damn band in the land
And if going to their show is your plan
Bring a book to read, a DVD
They'll bore your ears to d**h you'll see
The Three Cities band