Three Cities - An Introduction lyrics

[Verse] They all are pretty ugly and they all are fat And when they play their instruments they sound like crap Patrick's out of tune and Terel is totally flat And Anthony and David have no rhythm in fact They're the Three Cities band They're the worst damn band in the land And if going to their show is your plan Bring a book to read, a DVD They'll bore your ears to d**h you'll see The Three Cities band