Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God
Oh eat me up for breakfast
You think you look good in whatever they sugar coat you in
And my body is a temple, you can worship at my feet,
but I might kick you in the teeth so
So even when you're spitting blood
You would savor that for me
'Cause I got so down I held the world for ransom
Lonely, bored and bad,
Thank God I'm HANDSOME, so HANDSOME
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
I know I should be pickin' up the pieces
But it doesn't really matter, it's what you thought of
When you got nothin' to lose
Everybody else I know, it s**s to be in misery
As if it was contagious
So come to me and promise me you'll catch me if you can
'Cause I got so down I held the world for ransom
Lonely, bored and bad,
Thank God I'm HANDSOME,
I'm as awful as they come, oh, what a pity
So thank the Lord above that I am pretty,
So pretty
So pretty
So pretty
Well, I got so down I held the world for ransom
Lonely, bored and bad,
Thank God I'm HANDSOME
Arresting, repossessing and disarming
Oh, what a stroke of luck that I am charming
Well, I heard that I am wanted by committee
I just thank the Lord above that I am pretty,
So pretty