Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God Oh eat me up for breakfast You think you look good in whatever they sugar coat you in And my body is a temple, you can worship at my feet, but I might kick you in the teeth so So even when you're spitting blood You would savor that for me 'Cause I got so down I held the world for ransom Lonely, bored and bad, Thank God I'm HANDSOME, so HANDSOME I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I know I should be pickin' up the pieces But it doesn't really matter, it's what you thought of When you got nothin' to lose Everybody else I know, it s**s to be in misery As if it was contagious So come to me and promise me you'll catch me if you can 'Cause I got so down I held the world for ransom Lonely, bored and bad, Thank God I'm HANDSOME, I'm as awful as they come, oh, what a pity So thank the Lord above that I am pretty, So pretty So pretty So pretty Well, I got so down I held the world for ransom Lonely, bored and bad, Thank God I'm HANDSOME Arresting, repossessing and disarming Oh, what a stroke of luck that I am charming Well, I heard that I am wanted by committee I just thank the Lord above that I am pretty, So pretty