Snooker is boring
It really is sh**y
They show it on telly
All day and all night Red ball, white ball
Who gives a f**?
Their waiscoats are putrid
I think I'm gonna chuck Dennis Taylor's a tosser
John Virgo's the same
They cancelled my program
It drives me insane Snooker is boring
It really is sh**y
They show it on telly
All day and all night It's not even a sport
But more of a game
Whoever invented it
Is totally lame Snooker is boring
It really is sh**y
They show it on telly
All day and all night There is no point to it
Let's face it; it's sh**
So lets grab all their snooker sticks
And shove them up their marmite bits!