The Potato Pies - I Hate Snooker lyrics

Snooker is boring It really is sh**y They show it on telly All day and all night Red ball, white ball Who gives a f**? Their waiscoats are putrid I think I'm gonna chuck Dennis Taylor's a tosser John Virgo's the same They cancelled my program It drives me insane Snooker is boring It really is sh**y They show it on telly All day and all night It's not even a sport But more of a game Whoever invented it Is totally lame Snooker is boring It really is sh**y They show it on telly All day and all night There is no point to it Let's face it; it's sh** So lets grab all their snooker sticks And shove them up their marmite bits!