I know a guy called Jesus Penis
His parents must have been the meanest
40 years of hearing jokes about messiah
now he works in Oakley as a tyre
Salesman yes the name did not
Inspire great respecting you reckon
I know a guy called Jesus Penis
I met a girl called Lei-Kee Brain
If you think I'm kidding well think again
Every time they called the roll
She heard the laughing from Toshiro
Then to the life of Fong
and watched the great potential drain
and lived up to her name
I met a girl called Lei-Kee Brain
Life is but a walking shadow
Our inflated pricked by time's arrow
Fate awaits us like the last word critic
Like distant thunder at a picnic
Lets talk intolerability
Lets talk futility
Let's talk about me
I stand alone, My work is proof
My Truth is Beauty, My Beauty is Truth
My eye a surgeon's knife
Underneath it lies the culprit life
I can set your heart unravelling
To the beat of my mind travelling
I can show you world spectacular
With a twist of my vernacular
I can make you love me
I can make you love me
I can make you love me
I can make you love me
Do you love me
Do you love me
Do you love me
Do you love me
Course in the end I'll be dismissed
Cos I write low-brow sh** like this
It's enough to drive a man insane
You know can't complain cos I'm not a guy called Jesus Penis
Jesus Penis
Jesus Penis
Jesus Penis
Jesus Penis