The DC3 - Jesus Penis lyrics

I know a guy called Jesus Penis His parents must have been the meanest 40 years of hearing jokes about messiah now he works in Oakley as a tyre Salesman yes the name did not Inspire great respecting you reckon I know a guy called Jesus Penis I met a girl called Lei-Kee Brain If you think I'm kidding well think again Every time they called the roll She heard the laughing from Toshiro Then to the life of Fong and watched the great potential drain and lived up to her name I met a girl called Lei-Kee Brain Life is but a walking shadow Our inflated pricked by time's arrow Fate awaits us like the last word critic Like distant thunder at a picnic Lets talk intolerability Lets talk futility Let's talk about me I stand alone, My work is proof My Truth is Beauty, My Beauty is Truth My eye a surgeon's knife Underneath it lies the culprit life I can set your heart unravelling To the beat of my mind travelling I can show you world spectacular With a twist of my vernacular I can make you love me I can make you love me I can make you love me I can make you love me Do you love me Do you love me Do you love me Do you love me Course in the end I'll be dismissed Cos I write low-brow sh** like this It's enough to drive a man insane You know can't complain cos I'm not a guy called Jesus Penis Jesus Penis Jesus Penis Jesus Penis Jesus Penis