Sharp as a razor blade
sweet like toothpaste
old like captain hook
smooth like ice skates
new as a yugo
wise like an Eskimo
low like a mojo
cheap like a garden hoe
strange like a strange man
cold like a frying pan
still like an old shoe
smelling like doggie doo
acting like a zero
feeling like a hero
dumb like a doorknob
dull like a dumb job
Cooking up my own feast
cruising left due east
holding up a lamp post
full blown weenie roast
stiff like new jeans
jumping like jumping beans
creeping like a spider
lying like a liar
drooling like a mad dog
lost in the thick fog
stack me a full deck
I'm lost aw heck
gods in the pocket
fingers in the socket
got me a new look
hanging from a meat hook
bad like rotten meat
hot like canned heat
quick like fast feet
driving from the back seat
stray like an alley cat
grungy like a doormat
red like a stop sign
bold like a shoe shine
high like a wino
wide like a rhino
bright like the sun shine
pricking like a porcupine
sticking with the program
picking out the toe ham
underneath the full moon
made of cheese...
It will carve a perfect circle
it will cut through wood like bu*ter
you know the gra**
is always greener
and the gravity grows stronger
the bark is getting bigger
and the bite is biting harder
the bread is growing moldy
and the weeds are growing taller...