That 1 Guy - Jigsaw lyrics

Sharp as a razor blade sweet like toothpaste old like captain hook smooth like ice skates new as a yugo wise like an Eskimo low like a mojo cheap like a garden hoe strange like a strange man cold like a frying pan still like an old shoe smelling like doggie doo acting like a zero feeling like a hero dumb like a doorknob dull like a dumb job Cooking up my own feast cruising left due east holding up a lamp post full blown weenie roast stiff like new jeans jumping like jumping beans creeping like a spider lying like a liar drooling like a mad dog lost in the thick fog stack me a full deck I'm lost aw heck gods in the pocket fingers in the socket got me a new look hanging from a meat hook bad like rotten meat hot like canned heat quick like fast feet driving from the back seat stray like an alley cat grungy like a doormat red like a stop sign bold like a shoe shine high like a wino wide like a rhino bright like the sun shine pricking like a porcupine sticking with the program picking out the toe ham underneath the full moon made of cheese... It will carve a perfect circle it will cut through wood like bu*ter you know the gra** is always greener and the gravity grows stronger the bark is getting bigger and the bite is biting harder the bread is growing moldy and the weeds are growing taller...