[Intro]
Oh
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh
Hey bro, are u mad?
[Hook]
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, U Mad Bro?
I don't give a f** if you're an MLG pro
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, U Mad Bro?
Why you even care if I call your mom a ho?
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, U Mad Bro?
When I do your sister, I keep it on the low
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, U Mad Bro?
Look at that face, you're about to explode
[Verse 1]
It's kind of funny making you pissed and sh**
It's just a video game, so stop being a b**h
You care about your KDR, but I don't
You can get pissed, rage quit, but I won't
It's a game, it's supposed to be fun
Stop being so dumb and stop acting so young
On a quest to be the best and get to number one
On the leaderboards, but you never will, son
And even if you do, I ain't impressed with that
Why? Your a** is fat, you got a dumba** hat
If loose lips sink ships, then you'd sink the armada
Talk so much sh**, you're like a poop tostada
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Your face is so red, it's like somebody boiled it
Open your mouth and guess what, it's a toilet
Overflowing with anger and rage
You need to get yourself a plunger and stick it in your face
Ha-ha-ha-ha, we're all laughing at you
Stop acting like a noob, stop being so rude
Hey bro, I know I shouldn't feed the trolls
But it's funny as hell watching you lose control
"WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS LAUGHING AT ME!?"
Cause you shoot like a girl and sit down to pee
You ain't no G, so quit acting so hard
I can't understand you, I don't speak retard
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Acting like a bada** on Xbox Live
But in really life, you're probably four feet high
A midget with an attitude, you got some problems, dude?
Take a deep breath, grab a drink and get some food
And stop yelling and screaming and acting tough
What's the matter, your mama didn't love you enough?
"WHAT!? fu*k THAT, GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!"
Why, so you can show up wearing makeup and a dress?
I'm laughing so hard, I need a tissue
Damn bro, you got some anger issues
Get a life, get a tan, get a job and get paid
And maybe if you're lucky, you could get laid
"I GET MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT!"
Is that how your dog got those STDs?
"WE SHOULD 1V1! HOW ABOUT THAT?!"
Sorry bro, I don't like to fight the handicapped
[Rant]
GOD, I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GONNA RAGE QUIT!
MOTHERfu*kING RAGE QUIT, YOU UNDERSTAND?!
I HATE GUYS LIKE YOU!
YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD!
YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD!
OH-OH-OH-OH!
YOUR MOM DIDN'T LOVE YOU EITHER!
YOUR MOM DIDN'T LOVE YOU EITHER!
1V1 ME! 1V1 ME!
YOU- fu*k, GOD I HATE THIS GAME!
ALWAYS CAMPING, YOU'RE ALWAYS CAMPING!
WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE?!
WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A b*tch?!
FIND ME IN REAL LIFE!
I'M GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE!
I'M GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE, SO JUST KEEP ON-
AND GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NUTS!
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD, YOU PISS ME OFF SO BAD!
OH, OH I CAN'T HANDLE THIS sh*t ANYMORE!
THIS fu*kING GAME, I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MS. PAC MAN!
I'M GONNA PLAY MS. PAC MAN!
YOU UNDERSTAND?!
WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS LAUGHING?!
THEY'RE ALWAYS LAUGHING!
fu*k, I HATE YOU!
AGHHHHH!!!!
U Mad Bro?
Hey bro, why u so mad?
[Hook]