Teamheadkick - U Mad Bro lyrics

[Intro] Oh Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh Hey bro, are u mad? [Hook] Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, U Mad Bro? I don't give a f** if you're an MLG pro Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, U Mad Bro? Why you even care if I call your mom a ho? Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, U Mad Bro? When I do your sister, I keep it on the low Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, U Mad Bro? Look at that face, you're about to explode [Verse 1] It's kind of funny making you pissed and sh** It's just a video game, so stop being a b**h You care about your KDR, but I don't You can get pissed, rage quit, but I won't It's a game, it's supposed to be fun Stop being so dumb and stop acting so young On a quest to be the best and get to number one On the leaderboards, but you never will, son And even if you do, I ain't impressed with that Why? Your a** is fat, you got a dumba** hat If loose lips sink ships, then you'd sink the armada Talk so much sh**, you're like a poop tostada [Hook] [Verse 2] Your face is so red, it's like somebody boiled it Open your mouth and guess what, it's a toilet Overflowing with anger and rage You need to get yourself a plunger and stick it in your face Ha-ha-ha-ha, we're all laughing at you Stop acting like a noob, stop being so rude Hey bro, I know I shouldn't feed the trolls But it's funny as hell watching you lose control "WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS LAUGHING AT ME!?" Cause you shoot like a girl and sit down to pee You ain't no G, so quit acting so hard I can't understand you, I don't speak retard [Hook] [Verse 3] Acting like a bada** on Xbox Live But in really life, you're probably four feet high A midget with an attitude, you got some problems, dude? Take a deep breath, grab a drink and get some food And stop yelling and screaming and acting tough What's the matter, your mama didn't love you enough? "WHAT!? fu*k THAT, GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!" Why, so you can show up wearing makeup and a dress? I'm laughing so hard, I need a tissue Damn bro, you got some anger issues Get a life, get a tan, get a job and get paid And maybe if you're lucky, you could get laid "I GET MORE ASS THAN A TOILET SEAT!" Is that how your dog got those STDs? "WE SHOULD 1V1! HOW ABOUT THAT?!" Sorry bro, I don't like to fight the handicapped [Rant] GOD, I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GONNA RAGE QUIT! MOTHERfu*kING RAGE QUIT, YOU UNDERSTAND?! I HATE GUYS LIKE YOU! YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD! YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD! OH-OH-OH-OH! YOUR MOM DIDN'T LOVE YOU EITHER! YOUR MOM DIDN'T LOVE YOU EITHER! 1V1 ME! 1V1 ME! YOU- fu*k, GOD I HATE THIS GAME! ALWAYS CAMPING, YOU'RE ALWAYS CAMPING! WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE?! WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A b*tch?! FIND ME IN REAL LIFE! I'M GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE! I'M GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE, SO JUST KEEP ON- AND GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR NUTS! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, YOU PISS ME OFF SO BAD! OH, OH I CAN'T HANDLE THIS sh*t ANYMORE! THIS fu*kING GAME, I'M GONNA GO BACK TO MS. PAC MAN! I'M GONNA PLAY MS. PAC MAN! YOU UNDERSTAND?! WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS LAUGHING?! THEY'RE ALWAYS LAUGHING! fu*k, I HATE YOU! AGHHHHH!!!! U Mad Bro? Hey bro, why u so mad? [Hook]