[Verse 1: Rhett & Link]
Rhett: Since the dawn of man people have swam without shirts or pants wherever they can
Link: And some dare to be are more audacious and spare underwear baring private places
Rhett: Skinny dipping might be fun for some
Link: But im on the hunt for something never been done
Rhett: In history...
Link: Why are we whispering?
Rhett: If we start like this; we can increase intensity
Link: Man, I got a deep desire to swim while in my full attire
Rhett: For real! I feel its time for soaking
Both: Me, myself, and my clothing!
Link: I want to float in a coat;
Rhett: Get doused in a blouse;
Link: Snorkel in a cardigan!
Rhett: Backstroke in a cloak;
Link: Aquaboogie in a hoodie;
Rhett: Dress up
Link: Dive in
Both: Its phatdippin'!
[Hook 1: Iman Crosson]
(Phatdippin'!)
My fellow Americans, let me be clear
(Phatdippin'!)
I mandate phatdippin' this year
(Phatdippin'!)
The country's in the tank, Im just being real
(Phatdippin'!)
Is it too late to add this to the stimulus bill?
[Verse 2: Rhett & Link]
Link: If you a first-time phatdipper, by all means ease in with your sneakers, tee shirt, and jeans
Rhett: For the more advanced, go on, take a chance. Wear a big poofy coat and sweatpants
Link: Our advice is, check a checklist: remove your wallet and your electronic devices
Rhett: Don't void your warranty. Put your phone in a baggie; hand your wallet to me
Link: Your cellulite - (won't see the light)
Rhett: Got a farmers tan? -- (still a ladies man)
Link: Got back-ne? - (whats backne?)
Rhett: Back acne - (ew, nasty)
All the ladies may be pitching a fit... but on the inside they sayin', "I love to phatdip!"
[Bridge: Tay Zonday]
Underwater with my clothes on
Feels so right it can't be wrong
I got a soggy sensation saturating me
Im pretty sure phatdippin's gonna bring world peace
[Hook 2: Iman Crosson]
(Phatdippin'!)
This phatdippin' craze gives me the urge
(Phatdippin'!)
To address the public while fully submerged
(Phatdippin'!)
I hearby issue an executive order
(Phatdippin'!)
Put on your clothes and jump in the water
[Outro: Crowd]
(Phatdippin!)(x4)