Tay Zonday - Phatdippin' lyrics

[Verse 1: Rhett & Link] Rhett: Since the dawn of man people have swam without shirts or pants wherever they can Link: And some dare to be are more audacious and spare underwear baring private places Rhett: Skinny dipping might be fun for some Link: But im on the hunt for something never been done Rhett: In history... Link: Why are we whispering? Rhett: If we start like this; we can increase intensity Link: Man, I got a deep desire to swim while in my full attire Rhett: For real! I feel its time for soaking Both: Me, myself, and my clothing! Link: I want to float in a coat; Rhett: Get doused in a blouse; Link: Snorkel in a cardigan! Rhett: Backstroke in a cloak; Link: Aquaboogie in a hoodie; Rhett: Dress up Link: Dive in Both: Its phatdippin'! [Hook 1: Iman Crosson] (Phatdippin'!) My fellow Americans, let me be clear (Phatdippin'!) I mandate phatdippin' this year (Phatdippin'!) The country's in the tank, Im just being real (Phatdippin'!) Is it too late to add this to the stimulus bill? [Verse 2: Rhett & Link] Link: If you a first-time phatdipper, by all means ease in with your sneakers, tee shirt, and jeans Rhett: For the more advanced, go on, take a chance. Wear a big poofy coat and sweatpants Link: Our advice is, check a checklist: remove your wallet and your electronic devices Rhett: Don't void your warranty. Put your phone in a baggie; hand your wallet to me Link: Your cellulite - (won't see the light) Rhett: Got a farmers tan? -- (still a ladies man) Link: Got back-ne? - (whats backne?) Rhett: Back acne - (ew, nasty) All the ladies may be pitching a fit... but on the inside they sayin', "I love to phatdip!" [Bridge: Tay Zonday] Underwater with my clothes on Feels so right it can't be wrong I got a soggy sensation saturating me Im pretty sure phatdippin's gonna bring world peace [Hook 2: Iman Crosson] (Phatdippin'!) This phatdippin' craze gives me the urge (Phatdippin'!) To address the public while fully submerged (Phatdippin'!) I hearby issue an executive order (Phatdippin'!) Put on your clothes and jump in the water [Outro: Crowd] (Phatdippin!)(x4)