Started of with dinner at a fancy new place
s**ling dishes, mmm, tickle my taste
Took me to quaintest romantic little bar
Perfect gentleman treated me like a star
We talked about everything from politics to cartoons
He loves reading just like I do
From Sidney Sheldon to Mills and Boon
We danced a bit then talked some more
It was a refreshing change to be with a man and feel this good
Unheard of, he must be absolutely insane
Encouraged me to talk, allowed me to use my brain
He not keep looking at my a** or tits
Instead spent the evening sharpening my wits
He asked for my opinion, he admitted when I was right
A rare combination, handsome and bright
We walked to his car, he opened my door, sh**
No guy ever did that for me before
We cruised to my place holding hands the whole ride
And naturally I had to invite him inside
We had a drink to celebrate a successful evening
I swear I felt the earth shake when we kissed
He was kissing my forehead, my nose
While I fought desperately to get out of my clothes
We made it to the bed, I gently took his member
A delightful representation of the masculine gender
I bided myself and guided it home
And doggy then happily buried the bone
Then shuttered, bucked, roll off and sighed
(Aww)
Happy, content, puffed up with pride
Didn't uttered a word, made not even a sound
Just left me up hanging no means to get down
I said congratulations and gave him a pat
You've set a new record 10 seconds flat
He didn't seem to hear me just lay there in a heap
He snores over 20, falling asleep, damn