Tanya Stephens - Damn lyrics

Started of with dinner at a fancy new place s**ling dishes, mmm, tickle my taste Took me to quaintest romantic little bar Perfect gentleman treated me like a star We talked about everything from politics to cartoons He loves reading just like I do From Sidney Sheldon to Mills and Boon We danced a bit then talked some more It was a refreshing change to be with a man and feel this good Unheard of, he must be absolutely insane Encouraged me to talk, allowed me to use my brain He not keep looking at my a** or tits Instead spent the evening sharpening my wits He asked for my opinion, he admitted when I was right A rare combination, handsome and bright We walked to his car, he opened my door, sh** No guy ever did that for me before We cruised to my place holding hands the whole ride And naturally I had to invite him inside We had a drink to celebrate a successful evening I swear I felt the earth shake when we kissed He was kissing my forehead, my nose While I fought desperately to get out of my clothes We made it to the bed, I gently took his member A delightful representation of the masculine gender I bided myself and guided it home And doggy then happily buried the bone Then shuttered, bucked, roll off and sighed (Aww) Happy, content, puffed up with pride Didn't uttered a word, made not even a sound Just left me up hanging no means to get down I said congratulations and gave him a pat You've set a new record 10 seconds flat He didn't seem to hear me just lay there in a heap He snores over 20, falling asleep, damn