Got an educated dog you see
He only reads books and watches T.V.
Howling at the moon I can't understand why
Howling at the pretty girls pa**ing by
Dig dirty doggie dig dig
Dig dirty doggie dig dig
Dig dirty doggie go bury your ol'steak bone
Well he's half hotdog and half great dane
Call him a mut and he'll bark insane
One big one small yet love they found
One used a ladder and the otherlaid down
Only eats at the finest restaurants
Charges it to his expense account
Never takes home a doggie bag
Got a doggie dish with a gold name-tag
Dig dirty doggie dig dig
Dig dirty doggie dig dig
Dig dirty doggie go bury your ol'steak bone