Got an educated dog you see He only reads books and watches T.V. Howling at the moon I can't understand why Howling at the pretty girls pa**ing by Dig dirty doggie dig dig Dig dirty doggie dig dig Dig dirty doggie go bury your ol'steak bone Well he's half hotdog and half great dane Call him a mut and he'll bark insane One big one small yet love they found One used a ladder and the otherlaid down Only eats at the finest restaurants Charges it to his expense account Never takes home a doggie bag Got a doggie dish with a gold name-tag Dig dirty doggie dig dig Dig dirty doggie dig dig Dig dirty doggie go bury your ol'steak bone