The government's got a deal for you
Take a puff, bring along a friend too
A deal you'll make until you die
The marriage made in hell, the gla** dick you won't deny
Save yourself, not me
Thanks to crack, you can get a blow job for a buck
VCR with remote if you have good luck
You can find most anything at a bargain price
Courtesy of the crackheads who roam your streets at night
Save yourself, not me
Thanks to crack, you can't keep a nickel in your car
Doors are locked, windows are shut and everything's alarmed
We've become the prisoner, our home a prison cell
The time has come to pay the rent and send you back to hell
Save yourself, not me
Crackhead, crackhead burning bright, gasoline in insta-light
Sold me my own stereo, throw the match and watch'em glow
Think you're smart, you're almost dead, now you're baked outside instead
No more brainless mindless gumbo frying deep inside that head
Save yourself, not me
Save yourself, save yourself
Stop the madness save yourself
Go blow your brains out with a gun
Try it out, it's loads of fun
It's not like I'm recommending it, though